Lake City, Michigan


20-22, 2024


BCN24: You No Matter Who

This year the ancient dream of our species will be made into reality, and like any serious accident: the change will happen instantly.

Join fellow real heads from across the world in solidarity for a service of utter realism as we reveal the true face of power by challenging it.

“It’s just enough butt-hurt, without really offending anyone.” —Lena Maude

This time we’ll be (re)introducing the power of The Wheel in true “use it or lose it” fashion to squash legitimate criticism of previous years.

Do we condemn Hamas? Do we want Trump to win? Enlist with your preferred German, recovering Catholic to find out—he’s in your corner.

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